It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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