I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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