I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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