I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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