The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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