My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
