just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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