She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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