just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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