tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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