Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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