So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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