yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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