My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize