Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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