Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Randomize
