I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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