As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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