It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
