Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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