It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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