Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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