tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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