You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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