Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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