STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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