I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
God, I missed his penis.
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