What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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