And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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