You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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