That's intense
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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