sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
