This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
People with herpes should wear stickers.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
