i may or may not be watching the land before time
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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