you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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