11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm passing your future prison.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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