What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize