i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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