So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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