Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I FOUND THE LEGS
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
