Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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