I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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