with your own penis?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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