About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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