Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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