Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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