so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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