Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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