dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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