I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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