So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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