i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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