I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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